Mario Coloring Pages: Mario, running like he's got a hot date with a plate of spaghetti. Seriously, I've never seen a plumber move so fast! It's like he's got springs in his shoes or a caffeine overload from one too many cups of Joe. I mean, I get it, you gotta save that princess, but could you maybe slow down a bit, Mario? You're making the Goombas dizzy with all your zigzagging and jumping. And don't even get me started on that maniacal laughter every time he collects a coin. It's like he's auditioning for a stand-up comedy gig while he's at it. "Ha ha ha, Mario's on the run, folks!" Good luck catching that mustachioed menace, it's like trying to chase a greased-up Koopa shell on roller skates.