Spiderman Coloring Pages: Spiderman! Now, picture this: you've got a dude swinging around the city in a skin-tight spandex suit, all while pretending to be friends with spiders. Seriously, who does that? It's like he's part spider, part acrobat, and part professional webslinger. I can barely handle one spider in the corner of my room, and this guy's out there fighting villains with them! I mean, sure, he's got all these cool powers like super strength and agility, but do you ever stop to think about how incredibly convenient it is that he just so happened to get bitten by the one radioactive spider that gives you life-changing abilities? Talk about being the luckiest bug enthusiast in history! Spiderman, my friend, you may have arachnids on your side, but I'll stick to swatting them away with a rolled-up newspaper, thank you very much.