Spiderman Coloring Pages: Spiderman, the friendly neighborhood superhero with all the spidey powers, is like your friendly neighbor who always forgets to return your lawnmower. He swings through the city, shooting webs faster than a sneeze in a pepper factory. And boy, his spidey-suit-clad butt must have been bitten by a radioactive clown, because this dude cracks jokes faster than a hyperactive stand-up comedian. Seriously, he probably went to superhero school and majored in sarcasm. But hey, it's all part of his charm. Saving the day one quip at a time, Spiderman is the hero we want, but not necessarily the hero we deserve – because finding your misplaced socks isn't exactly on par with saving the world, is it?