Spiderman Coloring Pages: So, picture this: Spider-Man decides to take a break from all that web-slinging and crime-fighting jazz and spontaneously decides, "You know what? I'm gonna fly today!" Look, I'm not talking about him using some fancy new gadget or an alien spaceship or anything like that. No, no, no. Mr. Spidey has his own unique approach to airborne adventures. Picture him just flapping his arms like a crazed seagull, trying desperately to defy gravity as he leaps from the top of the tallest building in New York. It's quite the sight, I tell you. People on the streets below would be like, "Look, up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Spider-Man high on Aunt May's special brownies again!" Trust me, folks, our friendly neighborhood superhero has definitely embraced the wacky and unconventional route when it comes to his temporary flying abilities. And hey, who needs a cape when you have Spidey flapping his arms like he's auditioning for a musical version of "Peter Pan"? You do you, Spidey, you do you.