Mermaid Coloring Pages: Mermaids, oh how they inspire both awe and confusion! Picture it: a half-fish, half-human creature, gracefully splashing about with perfectly styled hair, giving Ariel from The Little Mermaid some major hair envy. But let's get real for a minute - how do they even manage their mustache while blowing bubbles underwater? And do they use seaweed as a cover-up? These fabulous aquatic beings have got swimming skills that would make Michael Phelps jealous, and yet, they still can't resist barging in on unsuspecting sailors just to have a little chat about the latest gossip from the ocean floor. Maybe they're just big fans of The Real Housewives of Atlantis? Who knows? All I can say is, if ever you spot a mermaid, bring your A-game and be ready for some fishy jokes – they've had centuries to practice!