Batman Coloring Pages: Batman, oh the caped crusader himself! He's the guy who decided wearing black on a regular basis was a fashion statement. I mean, seriously, isn't he hot under that tight rubber suit? But hey, he's got the muscles to pull it off, so who am I to judge? I heard his Batmobile is the envy of car enthusiasts everywhere, but let's be real, how does he even park that thing? Does he have a Batgarage in the Batcave? And let's not forget his sidekick, Robin. I bet they have a strict "no singing in the Batmobile" policy, because let's face it, Batman has a reputation to uphold. All in all, Batman is the hero Gotham deserves, but maybe not the one it needs a fashion consultant for.